Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey

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# Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey **An actual play intrigue campaign podcast featuring D&D 5th edition, by 4 friends from Portland Oregon** The ancient kingdom of Fenrir, blessed with prosperity from the queen of fairy for a millennia, has fallen. The once bountiful forests are teeming now with thorns and monsters. Each prick of the brambles' poison turns man into beast, one drop at a time. For over a lifetime now, the kingdom has struggled to remain alive under constant siege from without and from within. Three little maidens from finishing school, trained in the arts of dinner etiquette, with a touch of magic and steel, gather their wits and step into the cutthroat world of adulthood. Join Sylpha Lunari, the bookish but courtly wizard with moth-like features; Sable Mirkwood, the young and naive druid whose very touch sickens like the flesh of a poison frog; and Jaelen, the trained but idealistic assassin, whose skin shifts like the chameleon with her every emotion. Tag along with our heroes as they enter a world of intrigue, adventure, and magic. Can they change the world they inherited, or will it change them? Notes: All the curse words; English language; Medium level of mechanical adherence; Once or twice a month posting.

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Latest Episodes…

  1. Episode 19 Moment of Calm

    With two of the big three problems out of the way, our heroes are stuck in town for the night and get a little rest. Sylpha brings someone home to meet her parents, Jaelan finds out where the bodies are burried, and Sable tries to fix a bad deal. ...

    11/10/2019

  2. Episode 18 Honor Among Thieves

    Our heroes march on the thieves' guild to find Jaelan's uncle and bring the young assassin's mentor back into line. Sylpha loses her temper, Sable misses her calling as a thief, and Jaelan's family does what they do best. Animal facts about the Jelly Fish. Music by [Todd Ferguson, ...

    10/27/2019

  3. Episode 17 Courting Disaster

    Things get a little out of hand as actions have consequences. Sylpha runs for her life. Sable makes bargains she is sure to regret. Jaelan's two lives start to conflict. Animal facts about the White Witch Moth. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie ...

    10/13/2019

  4. Episode 16 Careful What You Wish For

    The heir to house Verathi is named and the fallout begins. Sable makes a name for herself on the dance floor. Sylpha's courting obligations get complicated. Jaelan recruits the city's most terrifying fighter. Animal facts about the dung beetle. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo ...

    09/29/2019

  5. Episode 15 Open at Your Own Risk

    Our heroes complete a mission, but find their actions have stirred up a lot of trouble. Jaelan solves a problem with her sword, Sylpha decides to rethink some past decisions, and Sable teaches some people a lesson. Animal facts about the bumblebee bat. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet ...

    09/15/2019