Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey
# Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey
**An actual play intrigue campaign podcast featuring D&D 5th edition, by 4 friends from Portland Oregon**
The ancient kingdom of Fenrir, blessed with prosperity from the queen of fairy for a millennia, has fallen. The once bountiful forests are teeming now with thorns and monsters. Each prick of the brambles' poison turns man into beast, one drop at a time. For over a lifetime now, the kingdom has struggled to remain alive under constant siege from without and from within. Three little maidens from finishing school, trained in the arts of dinner etiquette, with a touch of magic and steel, gather their wits and step into the cutthroat world of adulthood. Join Sylpha Lunari, the bookish but courtly wizard with moth-like features; Sable Mirkwood, the young and naive druid whose very touch sickens like the flesh of a poison frog; and Jaelen, the trained but idealistic assassin, whose skin shifts like the chameleon with her every emotion. Tag along with our heroes as they enter a world of intrigue, adventure, and magic. Can they change the world they inherited, or will it change them?
Notes: All the curse words; English language; Medium level of mechanical adherence; Once or twice a month posting.
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Our heroes split up to do some politics. Sylpha hatches a plan. Jaelan makes a deal. Sable meets a living nightmare. Fairy facts about the Mermaid. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy Advert Bozorth Beverages ...
Our heroes get to work after a hard day of politics. Sylpha plays politics dirty. Jaelan tries to pull her darkness into the light. Sable learns more than she ever wanted to know. Fairy facts about the Hag. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by ...
Deal making at the city keep. Sylpha wins some arguments. Sable gives her old mentor a piece of her mind. Jaelan plays the mediator. Fairy facts about the Water Leaper. Music by Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook Logo by Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy Advert ...
A trip home turns sweet and then sour. Sylpha learns more of her heritage. Sable meets a dinosaur. Jaelan shoots Sylpha's crush in the back. Fairy facts about the Nuckelavee. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) Advert [Bozorth Beverages](https://bozbev.com/) ...
We are on vacation. Listen to us talk about the Fighter class. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) ...