Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey

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# Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey **An actual play intrigue campaign podcast featuring D&D 5th edition, by 4 friends from Portland Oregon** The ancient kingdom of Fenrir, blessed with prosperity from the queen of fairy for a millennia, has fallen. The once bountiful forests are teeming now with thorns and monsters. Each prick of the brambles' poison turns man into beast, one drop at a time. For over a lifetime now, the kingdom has struggled to remain alive under constant siege from without and from within. Three little maidens from finishing school, trained in the arts of dinner etiquette, with a touch of magic and steel, gather their wits and step into the cutthroat world of adulthood. Join Sylpha Lunari, the bookish but courtly wizard with moth-like features; Sable Mirkwood, the young and naive druid whose very touch sickens like the flesh of a poison frog; and Jaelen, the trained but idealistic assassin, whose skin shifts like the chameleon with her every emotion. Tag along with our heroes as they enter a world of intrigue, adventure, and magic. Can they change the world they inherited, or will it change them? Notes: All the curse words; English language; Medium level of mechanical adherence; Once or twice a month posting.

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Latest Episodes…

  1. Episode 11 An Oath Broken

    A special mission from the Ladies Mieve and Verathi. Jaelan learns the nature of oaths. Sable meets a new friend and loses a protector. Sylpha deploys her secret hideout. Animal facts about the wolf. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate ...

    07/21/2019

  2. Episode 10 Farewells

    The last day of the funeral. Jaelan and her crush are the cutest. Sable gets the worst news of her life. Sylpha feeds some ponies. Animal facts about the Pink Fairy Armadillo. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of ...

    07/07/2019

  3. Episode 9 Set an Example

    After an interesting morning, the entire city is left wondering what is next. Jaelan apologizes, Sable gets a taste of her "mothers" power, and Sylpha does some brown nosing. Mini-Episode. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) ...

    06/30/2019

  4. Episode 8 First Blood

    The funeral starts to heat up. Jaelan learns about horses. Sylpha picks up some new magic tricks. Sable gets in touch with her feline side. Animal Facts about horses. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) ...

    06/23/2019

  5. Episode 7 Black Parade

    All the noble families gather in one place for a funeral. Sylpha gets revenge on her ex. Jaelan plays the wingman. Sable spills the beans by mistake. Animal facts about the swan. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of ...

    06/09/2019