Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey

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# Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey **An actual play intrigue campaign podcast featuring D&D 5th edition, by 4 friends from Portland Oregon** The ancient kingdom of Fenrir, blessed with prosperity from the queen of fairy for a millennia, has fallen. The once bountiful forests are teeming now with thorns and monsters. Each prick of the brambles' poison turns man into beast, one drop at a time. For over a lifetime now, the kingdom has struggled to remain alive under constant siege from without and from within. Three little maidens from finishing school, trained in the arts of dinner etiquette, with a touch of magic and steel, gather their wits and step into the cutthroat world of adulthood. Join Sylpha Lunari, the bookish but courtly wizard with moth-like features; Sable Mirkwood, the young and naive druid whose very touch sickens like the flesh of a poison frog; and Jaelen, the trained but idealistic assassin, whose skin shifts like the chameleon with her every emotion. Tag along with our heroes as they enter a world of intrigue, adventure, and magic. Can they change the world they inherited, or will it change them? Notes: All the curse words; English language; Medium level of mechanical adherence; Once or twice a month posting.

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Latest Episodes…

  1. Episode 34 Love Never Did Run Smooth

    Things settle down at House Mason after the battle. Our heroes all get bad news. Sylpha lets a suitor down gently. Jaelan updates her friends on House Evans. Sable comes clean on house Verathi. Animal facts about Voles and Moles. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet ...

    05/24/2020

  2. Episode 33 My Kingdom for a Horse

    DUNGEON BOSS BATTLE!!! Animal facts about the Turkey. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) ...

    05/10/2020

  3. Episode 32 Mayhem, Murder, and Milk

    The fallout from a fullmoon of disasters continues. Jaelan and Sylpha form an unbreakable bond. Sable deals with a new crisis. Animal facts about the Mirror Spider. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) ...

    04/26/2020

  4. Episode 31 Lines are Crossed

    The team recovers from a tough full moon, but they aren't safe to relax just yet. Sylpha makes a good friend. Jaelan hatches a new plan. Sable makes a deal. Animal facts about the Horned Lizard. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie ...

    04/12/2020

  5. Episode 30 The Moon is an Arrant Thief

    Midnight on the full moon goes bad. Sable makes an impression. Sylpha and Jalean get into a scrap. Animal facts about the Purple Emperor Butterfly. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) ...

    03/29/2020