Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey

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# Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey **An actual play intrigue campaign podcast featuring D&D 5th edition, by 4 friends from Portland Oregon** The ancient kingdom of Fenrir, blessed with prosperity from the queen of fairy for a millennia, has fallen. The once bountiful forests are teeming now with thorns and monsters. Each prick of the brambles' poison turns man into beast, one drop at a time. For over a lifetime now, the kingdom has struggled to remain alive under constant siege from without and from within. Three little maidens from finishing school, trained in the arts of dinner etiquette, with a touch of magic and steel, gather their wits and step into the cutthroat world of adulthood. Join Sylpha Lunari, the bookish but courtly wizard with moth-like features; Sable Mirkwood, the young and naive druid whose very touch sickens like the flesh of a poison frog; and Jaelen, the trained but idealistic assassin, whose skin shifts like the chameleon with her every emotion. Tag along with our heroes as they enter a world of intrigue, adventure, and magic. Can they change the world they inherited, or will it change them? Notes: All the curse words; English language; Medium level of mechanical adherence; Once or twice a month posting.

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Latest Episodes…

  1. Episode 48 Bloodshot

    Our heroes finish up under the Mason Crypt. Sylpha saves a fairy. Sable saves a tree. Jaelan saves the kingdom, we hope. Fairy facts about the Kobold. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) ...

    12/13/2020

  2. Episode 47 Heavy is the Head

    Our heroes raid the Mason family crypt. Sable reunites with a lost ally. Jaelan puts her training to the test. Sylpha's magic solves a lot of problems. Fairy facts about Goblins. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) ...

    11/29/2020

  3. Episode 46 Best Left Closed

    Our heroes search the second mausoleum. Jaelan has a heart to heart with her sister. Sylpha uses some vampire magic. Sable makes her biggest deal yet. Fairy Facts about the Fir Darrig. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) ...

    11/16/2020

  4. Episode 45 Death Becomes Him

    Our heroes meet a "living" legend. Sable tries on new shoes. Sylpha uses her spooky spells. Jaelan solves a deadly puzzle lock. Fairy Facts about the leprechaun. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) DM's Guild [Dreams of Solitude Campaign](https://www.dmsguild.com/product/333729/Dreams-of-Solitude-Ravenloft-Campaign) ...

    11/01/2020

  5. Episode 44 Fractious Foliage

    Our heroes get into an endurance fight with endless waves of plant creatures. Sylpha rains down magic. Sable unleashes nature's fury. Jaelan and her sister trim some unruly topiaries. Fairy facts about Cornish Smallfolk. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight ...

    11/01/2020