Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey

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# Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey **An actual play intrigue campaign podcast featuring D&D 5th edition, by 4 friends from Portland Oregon** The ancient kingdom of Fenrir, blessed with prosperity from the queen of fairy for a millennia, has fallen. The once bountiful forests are teeming now with thorns and monsters. Each prick of the brambles' poison turns man into beast, one drop at a time. For over a lifetime now, the kingdom has struggled to remain alive under constant siege from without and from within. Three little maidens from finishing school, trained in the arts of dinner etiquette, with a touch of magic and steel, gather their wits and step into the cutthroat world of adulthood. Join Sylpha Lunari, the bookish but courtly wizard with moth-like features; Sable Mirkwood, the young and naive druid whose very touch sickens like the flesh of a poison frog; and Jaelen, the trained but idealistic assassin, whose skin shifts like the chameleon with her every emotion. Tag along with our heroes as they enter a world of intrigue, adventure, and magic. Can they change the world they inherited, or will it change them? Notes: All the curse words; English language; Medium level of mechanical adherence; Once or twice a month posting.

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Latest Episodes…

  1. Episode 53 Back to Basics

    Our heroes head to town to get their lives in order between jaunts into the thorns. Jaelan visits the sewers. Sable heads home. Sylpha goes to court. Fairy facts about the Redcap. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) ...

    02/19/2021

  2. Episode 52 Survivors

    Our heroes head into town for their first of three days of intrigue. Sable learns about life in fey. Jaelan meets a new friend. Sylpha goes to court. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) ...

    02/07/2021

  3. Episode 51 The Plan

    Our heroes get a chance to make a plan. Jaelan gets sexiled. Sable gets a love letter. Sylpha unleashes anti-spy magic. Fairy facts about the Will'o The Wisp. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) ...

    01/24/2021

  4. Episode 50 Woman With No Heart

    Our Heroes get back from the thorns to find events in the city are not good. Sable learns more about Yennifer Verathi. Sylpha plays wing-woman for Jessica Evans. Jaelan shakes up the economy. Fairy facts about the Pixie. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo ...

    01/10/2021

  5. Episode 49 End of an Era

    Our heroes meet some of the consequences of their choices. Sable plays diplomat. Jaelan picks a fight. Sylpha seals an evil away forever. Fairy facts about the Dwarf. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) ...

    12/27/2020