Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey

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# Carrots and Suffering: A D&D Odyssey **An actual play intrigue campaign podcast featuring D&D 5th edition, by 4 friends from Portland Oregon** The ancient kingdom of Fenrir, blessed with prosperity from the queen of fairy for a millennia, has fallen. The once bountiful forests are teeming now with thorns and monsters. Each prick of the brambles' poison turns man into beast, one drop at a time. For over a lifetime now, the kingdom has struggled to remain alive under constant siege from without and from within. Three little maidens from finishing school, trained in the arts of dinner etiquette, with a touch of magic and steel, gather their wits and step into the cutthroat world of adulthood. Join Sylpha Lunari, the bookish but courtly wizard with moth-like features; Sable Mirkwood, the young and naive druid whose very touch sickens like the flesh of a poison frog; and Jaelen, the trained but idealistic assassin, whose skin shifts like the chameleon with her every emotion. Tag along with our heroes as they enter a world of intrigue, adventure, and magic. Can they change the world they inherited, or will it change them? Notes: All the curse words; English language; Medium level of mechanical adherence; Once or twice a month posting.

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Latest Episodes…

  1. Episode 39 Hope Springs Eternal

    Our heroes complete the main quest of our first big story arc. Despite all the drama, the setbacks and the politics, supernatural and mundane, something goes right for our heroes. Animal facts about the narwhal. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of ...

    08/10/2020

  2. Episode 38 Ties that Bind

    Our heroes make plans for the future at House Lunari. Sylpha learns a family secret. Jaelan makes a business partner. Sable struggles with her new reality. Animal facts about the coral snake. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of ...

    07/19/2020

  3. Episode 37 Lunari Family Industry

    The team explores House Lunari. Sylpha invests shark tank business proposals. Sable makes a friend and an enemy. Jaelan writes a letter home. Animal facts about the Cicada. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) ...

    07/05/2020

  4. Episode 36 Dubious Motives

    Our heroes relocate after exile. Sylpha returns to her base of power. Sable runs into bewildering trouble. Jalean gets some gossip from the town gossip hound. Animal facts about the Platypus. Music by [Todd Ferguson, My Pet Machine on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/mypetmachine/) Logo by [Julie at Elaborate Flight of Fancy](https://www.facebook.com/ElaborateFlight/) ...

    06/21/2020

  5. Episode 35 No Good Deed

    Our heroes head home to find out what being an "enemy" means. Sylpha has a heart to heart with a frenemy. Jaelan heads home for a rough conversation. Sable's position in the kingdom shifts dramatically. Animal facts about the opposum and the possum. Music by [Todd Ferguson, ...

    06/07/2020